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[Nov. 26th, 2009|11:38 am] |
listen to 2:01.
hhahaha this is it. humans are going downhill.
/edit: HHAHAHA THAT DUDE LOOKS LIKE CEDRIC! |
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| Hear the music, before the song is over. |
[Sep. 17th, 2009|12:27 pm] |
Have you watched kids
On a merry-go-around?
Or listened to the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You better slow down.
Don't dance so fast
Time is short
The music won't last.
Do you run through each day
on the fly?
When you ask "How are you?"
Do you hear the reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred shores
Running through your head?
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance so fast
Time is short
The music won't last.
Ever told your child,
We'll do it tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Not see his sorrow?
Ever lost touch,
Let a good friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call and say "hi"?
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance so fast
Time is short
The music won't last.
When you run so fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day,
Its like an unopened gift..
Thrown away.
Life is not a race
Do take it slower
Hear the music
Before the song is over
By a 6 year old girl who has terminal cancer. |
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[Sep. 6th, 2009|08:16 am] |
ohmyshit. this morning after the mega storm, i swear it was the best weather in the universe.
The drizzle, the dark clouds, the chilling breeze and the fresh after-rain smell; gosh i wish i was back at Sipadan. Sitting on the sun porch, with absolutely nothing infront and around me - nothing but the wind, the rain and the great blue sea. |
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| 65 more days till im free bitches. |
[Sep. 6th, 2009|12:20 am] |
Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those timid spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because the live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.
Theodore Roosevelt. |
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[Aug. 31st, 2009|02:38 pm] |
sometimes, i hate myself. for being an emotionless robot who doesn't know how to live by his heart.
I wish i was more like those i read about, fictional or not. |
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[Aug. 26th, 2009|07:49 pm] |
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Today at Starbucks, i may have found out why Hubert from HP struck me as a rather girly/ estrogen-charged individual.
Maybe it has to do with the fact that he had been typing furiously on the (probably overheating)laptop resting over his crotch for the past 4 hours.
And you know, habits die hard. Sperms die REAL easy.
No offense, if any HP/ ELDDFS peeps chance upon this; just an observation. (: |
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[Aug. 21st, 2009|10:06 am] |
Nothing that can come out of my grey matter between my ears can compare to Usain Bolt's smashing of the 100m AND 200m records at the IAAF Berlin.
100m - 9.58s
200m - 19.19s
Ohmyjamaicantesticals?!
On a side note, the silver medalist, Alonso Edward from Panama is only 19! Thou he, along with every other mere mortals, is more than 6 metres behind Bolt. LOL.
I wish i had a picture of bolt to awesome-fy this page but im too lazy to photobucket him. hahaha.
Starbucks on friday morning FTW. |
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| this is breaking point |
[Aug. 14th, 2009|11:30 pm] |
Ok. before i lose control, let me first accknowledge(while i still can) the benefits of a religion, in this case Christianity. *breathe*
1. Christianity as a faith gives hope to people.
2. Christianity teaches people to be humble and credit others (give glory to god)
3. Christianity preaches kindness and consideration to others.
4. Christianity does not discriminate and accepts all.
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Here's where im gonna lose it.
It all started with a nice friday night at mac's, trying to breathe in the weekend air. Then this group of guys and women came and sat beside me. Turns out they just came from church, and the guys beside me started talking about god. 2 Prcs who speak basic english. 2 singaporean pea-brains.
This peabrain beside me started talking about how he read this book, "The Face of Atheism", and summed it up in one word : Despair. He said people turn to atheism because they cannot find god, cannot find answers and thus turn to atheism in hope for scientific answers; that during natural disasters when victims cannot fathom why that happened to them despair at their loss, but instead should turn to god, for god would give them answers. What answer do you seek? that you are not praying hard enough?
The chinese national's reaction was "oh haha i just got exposed to this religion, this is too much for me." - a sound reason for doubting. What did he get, a further 10 minutes of " You must find god! You are confused because you did not find god, and he hasn't given you answers the answers you seek. Believe in him and you will no longer be confused." Personally, this line of persuasion seems like something out of Cracked.com's satire flowcharts. I felt like barfing at this point.
And it continues! Peabrain 2 goes on to say how they lost a couple to another church, because the wife was unhappy as the church made her husband help out in youth services even when he's ill, indirectly giving him, ultimately, bronchitis. He said the wife began " to have bad worms of doubt about our church ". like, WHAT? Then he goes on ranting that they did not try hard enough to save them from losing faith. DOUBLE WHAT?! I think this was when i started feeling nauseous and starting bailing, grabbing my jacket and notes and running out.
In this world, there are stupid people, there are fanatic people, there are crazy people. The worst is the combination of stupid, religiously fanatic people. They have ZERO idea WHY they believe in a faith, they have NO idea how to interpret faith, they zealously push their religion without knowing why (fancy churches are in need of renovation, the priest needs a new mercedes) and in the process make faith and religion such a detestable thing.
To throw in a little of my frustration, this is what you people argue. I believe that god exists because i believe he does. Therefore he must exists right? since i believe in him? Why am i suffering? oh, well its because you did not find your answers in god! pray harder! Why did i lose my legs in that tragic accident? god wanted me to lose it so i can show others how having faith in god allows me to continue leading a normal life! awwww! i feel so special and warm!
Change the subjects and nouns. Why did i not get to eat pasta tonight? i REALLY wanted to! Ok i shall PRAY hard to the flying Spaghetti Monster! ( oh btw, he exists! why do i know? well of course! i BELIEVE in him! just like tooth fairies and santa claus! Im so blessed to know the spaghetti monster personally!) So why did i not get spaghetti even when i PRAYED real hard? WELL MAYBE BECAUSE YOU DID NOT BUY INGREDIENTS FROM THE GROCER CUZ YOU WERE BUMMING AT HOME PRAYING
Why did i lose a limb? Well because you didnt look left and right and left again. Because there are reckless drivers. Because thats life. And WHY did you start leading your life normally again? Well because you can do nothing else but move on. Are you going to eat and shit in your bed for all of your legless existence? Why do people fell proud for you? Because life threw shit at you and you stood up with your willpower and spat shit back and dared kismet to screw with you again.
Quoting from my favourite character from the movie Flight of the Phoenix, Sammi. He painted the word Phoenix on the makeshift plane. When questioned whether he did that because hes religious, he replied, "I believe in faith. Faith for things and people. Just as like i like to have faith in the story that a Phoenix rises from the dead to fly again. Religion divides people, faith unites us all."
I really dont know if i should continue arguing. I have lost my steam. (PERHAPS god MADE IT SO?, IT MUST BE!) Maybe someday i will sit down and pen a constructive argument, but for now, this has alleviated my frustration and anger.
I just feel sad for people who dont know why they believe in god. At least find a reason. Dont give us the circular arguments you give us time and time again: i have faith because god wants me to. He exists because i believe in him. Please, spare us. Find some meaning in your life. Spit kismet in the face, cuz if you dont, she is going to when god is not looking.
And yes. i use small case god. There is no reason to honor an imaginary being created by ancients. |
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[Jul. 12th, 2009|05:25 pm] |
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World, Im BAACCK!
The trouble with me blogging is that i always do not find a sustainable purpose in blogging - mostly because im usually in my own parallel( skirts and legs - to be further elaborated) universe!
Anyway, wanted to share this funny shit.
Was at Great World cold storage getting my daily green apple dose, saw this Mom with bags and 2 children, both girls. This one girl started running around crazily and her mom shouted, Ti-Ti, s- [i presume she meant STOP]
then looked arnd and changed to TIANA, STOP IT!.
The it hit me that she effectively said TITIES the first time. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
cheers!
why is starbucks internet so slow? |
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[Jan. 15th, 2009|07:52 pm] |
Phuket is the bomb. Best holiday ive had in a while.
tell me when u go phuket. call me along. i'll show you the finer/naughtier/more fun side of phuket that few knows about. |
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| 2009 |
[Jan. 1st, 2009|11:10 pm] |
felt like ditching this blog again for a while, but then i realised, its time for this place to take a new direction. A new direction in the new year. I like it. its fresh and motivating.
i shall embark on a new project!
To create a montage of pictures with my trusty buddy, the G9 Powershot.
what the theme will be, jus wait and see. :)
Have a great 2009 everybirdy! |
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[Nov. 22nd, 2008|01:00 am] |
hahaha the infamous MEME. im bored stiff, so im doing it. no puns intended. really.
READ THE CLASS BLOG. NAOW. says: (12:12:21 AM)
haha
yonghui, GOONG = spirited away faiths that don't recur says: (12:12:26 AM)
but you must must must do it haha!
READ THE CLASS BLOG. NAOW. says: (12:12:33 AM)
HAHA
READ THE CLASS BLOG. NAOW. says: (12:12:37 AM)
but its so...
ok here goes. too bad if u dont know who im refering to.:P
1. Jeemee
2. Rachel Chipmunk Chng. 12 years next year. class mates for..quite a few. :)
3. Some random Saudi prince would do i guess.
4. Monica!
5. Yonghweeeee
6. Hmm..everyone i guess? haha ME!
7. Vanessa! nehnehtoot!
8. Jean :)
9. HAHA thats not for you to know!
10.NOT vera. nope. umm.. Ms Huo? since she is the only one capable of taming us haha
11.Bimbolette mok!
12.That girl i saw at the Singapore Ballet Academy. hurhur
13.uhh. i really dont know.
14.Eechu. self-explanatory.
15.Norvin >D
16.Yew Wei
17.Mellissa Yeo
18.i have to agree with yonghui. ShangYong.
19.Yew Wei haha
20.Timothy Ferriss
21.i have no idea what this means.
22.this either.
23.Jingwei. ive become her work grunt unwillingly. WORKWORK. u'd better not get me just a mug from france.
24.Chen. period.
25.uhh Dexter. since hes always talking to XX and XY and YY and etcetc on his phone. HEY ISNT He**i urs alr?!
26.Cedric
27.No one. everyone are bitches. :) welcome to reality.
28.Shi Hui >D HAHAHA
29.hmmm..ans to Qn 12. :P HEY I KNOW THE REAL ANS TO YONGHUI'S QN 29!!!! :D:D:D
30.HAHAHA ANYONE HAS NICE GAMES TO LEND ME? IM BORED!
SRY IF UR NOT ON THE LIST >D WELL I CAN ONLY PUT 30 PPL. |
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| looking back between halloweens |
[Nov. 1st, 2008|12:37 am] |
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screw this. what i think inside is a secret. whats the point, you'll never know anyway. you cant handle the truth. |
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[Oct. 28th, 2008|07:54 pm] |
nothing to say. ive come to the conclusion that the world is just too damn retarded for me to do anything about it. screw it. :)
once again, minjian's imba-ness shone through the smug of daily mundane.
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(somehow the topic led to zhou sicheng, dont ask me why.)
ME: eh i heard sicheng has a blog right?
MJ: HAR! are u serious?!
Songkang: Yeah, serious. She got criteria for boyfriend on the blog oso.
ME: ohh so thats the "Arts students need not apply" thingum arh..
MJ: *usual MJ face* + random expressions of shock and amusement
*abit more trash talk*
SK: HAHAA we dont even want to apply la!
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.(went back to eat.) and then.. the line of the century.
MINJIAN: can appeal?
*rolls on floor laughing* |
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[Oct. 11th, 2008|03:26 pm] |
please i beg only thus,
spare me from this constant agony,filled
with regret and bittersweet memory.
i only beg thus of thee. |
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| philosophical chitchats with my alter ego |
[Oct. 8th, 2008|10:39 pm] |
one of the greatest problems iv encountered in my ever failing quest to maintain a regularly( by which i mean not once every World War), is that i lose interest after the first 5-6 lines!
i mean, for the past week, the whole bloody 7 days after promos, ive been meaning to write smthing presentable but have never been able to continue after like 5! not for the lack of content, obviously displayed in the last post where i blabbed away your time telling vikings exploits.
gosh i feel like stopping again!
PUSH ON! THATS HOW THE FRENCH REVOLUTION BEGAN!
I think i have to first say that my street cred has dropped to dangerous levels, which is by cedric and yijun's standards, so low that i could come a full circle.
Well this all started on saturday, when chng dragged our arse for FOS practice.
Long story short, i mistakenly thought i saw a beauty in our school! which prompted the motley crew of cedric yijun dicklimlishu and jason to stride up and strain their necks, only to discover a horrid excuse of a female with leviathan columns to defy gravity.
By then my cred had dropped to rock bottom - and i further pushed for the impossible when YIJUN LOOKED THROUGH THE PHOTOS IN MY HARDDRIVE when i passed it to him to LEGALLY transfer series 1-4 of Quite Interesting.(it really is, quite interesting)
We was commenting on how Yijun's maid thought a certain girl that YIJUN DISPLAYED ON FULL SCREEN was his darling. upon further examination, the question came to: WHY DID I HAVE THAT PHOTO IN MY HARDDRIVE?!!
at that point in time i buried my head in 4 feet of concrete and cued the purple spotlights.
my cred crept ever closer to coming full circle.
anyway. QI is bery naish. go watch. i <3 alan davies.
peace. |
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[Sep. 24th, 2008|07:15 pm] |
I should be mugging i should be mugging i should be mugging.
*ahem*
As promised, i would blab about how the vikings would tell the below fairytale, which ive found, many ppl other than Melissa Yoong cringe at.
Ok.
Well you see, vikings, or the Saxons if ur feeling particularly picky, are basically blood lusting kiling maniacs who want nothing more than warring, plundering, sex and competing who has the biggest bicep(hmm sounds familiar) or who killed more people. These dudes value combat above all else.
So... if the story was told at a Saxon tavern, it would PROBABLY go smthing like this...
The princess of the faraway land was sick of the unmanly men in her father's kingdom and refused to marry anyone.
Worried sick that his daughter would not marry before 14, the king sent word to all the lands gathering suitors for the princess. The princes were to gather to fight in a royal rumble to the death, whereby the winner would have his daughter's hand and do whatever he wishes to her.
*insert viking grunts of approval*
From all the lands, princes gathered and dueled each other till they're bleeding from every stump. Dragons were slain, beer was drunk, trolls were hunted and yet there were still 2 final princes left.
The princess decided to give the final challenge: To invade the nearest peaceful non-violent settlement and see who returns with the most slave girls/boys/whatever.
*insert roars of laughter + slamming of tankards*
Both returned with the same number of slaves. (sigh) therefore it came down to a final fight to the death between the duo. After swords and axes broke and chipped (It's but a flesh wound!), helmets strewn, it became a fist brawl. Finally the prince with the smellier breath, bushier beard, bigger biceps and badder manners won, cuz as you all know..hes more MAN. YEAH!!!
*more grunts. at this point the crowd is getting rowdy and the bard is looking for an exit*
Just as the surviving prince was about to get the princess's hand, a viking raiding party landed and killed/enslaved/burned/ate everybody in sight. RAWRR. The big bad warlord snatched the princess for his own and looted everything in sight and returned to his hut in his BIG BAD WARSHIP.
YEAH REAL MAN WIN!!
*uproars in approval, starts fight, beer flying, people flying, the bard hides under the table. More guttural grunts of manliness*
~End~
ahhhh..all in a day of viking entertainment.
hmm come to think of it i prefer this version. HURHUHR.
Time to find more effective ways to prevent myself from studying.
adios~
REAL MAN RULE! \--/ |
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[Sep. 11th, 2008|09:14 pm] |
life without my macbook is depressing. i have this feeling the data init is gonna be gone SINCE IT SHORT CIRCUITED OMGWTFGGCHICKENWINGBBQ!
on a brighter note, math is getting easier, but apps of integration is still bent on my doom.
ive finally managed to play the whole Secret song at performance speed.gahhh
oh! and ive solved my rubiks cube for the 34th time! hooray! i <3 youtube for teaching me! <3<3<3
now the cube is getting hard to turn. i dunno why.
i cant wait for promos to end! so much things to do!
/edit
Let me tell you a story!
Once upon a time, there was a princess who was always unhappy.
It seemed that nothing could make her smile!
So the king decided that, the person who can make her daughter smile will be able to marry the fair and beautiful princess.
So princes from far and wide heard of this and tried all ways possible to make her smile.
Gifts, fireworks, songs, dances, performances, clown - all failed to make the princess smile.
Something in the king's country, there lived a boy, who lived simply.
He was always told that if one managed catch a leaf which falls in autumn BEFORE it touched the ground, it will give the person luck and joy.
The boy took a sack and one by one, he caught the falling leaves and put them in the sack. When the sack was full, he brought it to the castle.
When the king finally let him in to meet the princess, he opened the sack of leaves and poured then above the princess.
The autumn leaves twirled and danced in the air, dancing around the princess.
In that moment, the princess gave a big wide grin and laughed. The laughter rippled through the lifeless castle in that magical moment.
The king, overjoyed at his daughter smiling again, married the princess to the peasant boy and they lived happily ever after.
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Somehow this story brings peace.
next time i shall devote an entire post to what would happen if vikings wrote the story. hurhuhrhuhr. |
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[Sep. 8th, 2008|05:24 pm] |
its not often where i feel like a complete idiot, for putting up with something for so long, for convincing myself that its alright and its ok, and i can take much more than that. but everything has a limit. and its pretty darn close right now.
you think that everyone is always backing you? you think that no one would leave? well, im going. dont expect anything anymore.
i was really pissed. and so im letting go. |
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[Sep. 4th, 2008|11:53 pm] |
hmm! something monumental happened today!
hurhur..i bought my first rubiks cube!
well, it may not seem life-changing to you in anyway, but to me it means a whole lot.
ive always wanted a rubiks cube; whether to solve it or to simply stare adoringly at it - ive always wanted one.
but after noticing that so many ppl have one, it kinda dampened the desire. well, today, i figured, heck it.
its the sept hols, my parents are not at home, i have quite some spare cash, its has been the most fun year(so far). so why the heck not.
anyway i shall spare u the details - jus know i got scammed for buying it for 15 bucks.
now its sitting on its little triangle stand thingum, defiant and unrelenting. so far it has resisted 2 hrs of intense fumbling and has given me a headache.
alls well in such a fine day, the universe is in harmony.
the solutions online is giving me another reason to love panadol.
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had a good laugh with( at) yonghui and HIS sister. my P1 sister is an inch taller than yonghui's P5 sister. >D
midget.
talking abt if me alan ruiyi and eechu/dicklim/lishu ever went to yonghui's hse, we would be like..
"Woa..where is everybody?"
XD
for the few dear friends who have been asking, "What is facepalm?"
close enough.
*mental note*must force class(esp BY) to watch house bunny
hmm!! interesting! this jus popped up.
yonghui, GOONG = spirited away defenestrate says: (12:05:22 AM)
YUMENGGGGGGGGGG
(R) yumeng says: (12:05:26 AM)
hmmm?
yonghui, GOONG = spirited away defenestrate says: (12:05:27 AM)
THIS PERSON I MET ON GUNBOUND
yonghui, GOONG = spirited away defenestrate says: (12:05:32 AM)
WHO IS SOME GUY FROM MALAYSIA
yonghui, GOONG = spirited away defenestrate says: (12:05:33 AM)
JUST SAID THIS
yonghui, GOONG = spirited away defenestrate says: (12:05:35 AM)
liew says:
lol
liew says:
bored
liew says:
masturbating now
(R) yumeng says: (12:05:35 AM)
uh huh
yonghui, GOONG = spirited away defenestrate says: (12:05:36 AM)
WHAT
yonghui, GOONG = spirited away defenestrate says: (12:05:37 AM)
THE
yonghui, GOONG = spirited away defenestrate says: (12:05:39 AM)
FUUUUUUUCK???/
(R) yumeng says: (12:05:40 AM)
WTF?!?!?!
(R) yumeng says: (12:05:42 AM)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yonghui, GOONG = spirited away defenestrate says: (12:05:49 AM)
DISGUSTING!!!!
:) slices of life! |
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